Named after San Francisco’s barrio, La Missión is a satirical utopian doomsday cult, a music label, a queer situationist art-gang, a magazine, and a group of dancers with a very dirty sense of humor. We release music on vinyl, publish DIY ‘zines, and make performance art, aiming to re-politicize genres of dance music that have been important to queer people of color. Kegels for Hegel’s essay was included in The Brown Corner: “Notes on Aztlán,” ‘zine 3, print and online late January 2015.